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Calling all fans of Chicago movies, soft tees — and free shipping!

In a pickle? Put on this tee and send out a quick prayer to Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration.


Inspired by the Chicago-based movie The Blues Brothers, this t-shirt is soft with the right amount of stretch, comfortable and flattering for all. Elwood and Jake would be proud.



・100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)

・Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)

・Pre-shrunk fabric

・Side-seamed construction

・Shoulder-to-shoulder taping

・100% No Sweatshops and Eco-Friendly 🍃

・Blank product sourced from Guatemala, Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US


Fit: true to size, slightly fitted through torso, and long in length. See length and width in our handy size chart.

Unisex T-Shirt - Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration

XS 27 31 - 34
S 28 34 - 37
M 29 38 - 41
L 30 42 - 45
XL 31 46 - 49
2XL 32 50 - 53
3XL 33 54 - 57
4XL 34 58 - 61
5XL 35 62 - 65


Measure Yourself


Length: Place the end of the tape beside the collar at the top of the tee (Highest Point Shoulder). Pull the tape measure to the bottom of the shirt.


Chest: Measure yourself around the fullest part of your chest. Keep the tape measure horizontal.


Product measurements may vary by up to 2″ (5 cm).

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