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Calling all fans of Chicago movies, soft tees — and free shipping!

In a pickle? Grab this long-sleeve tee and send out a quick prayer to Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration.

Inspired by the Chicago-based movie The Blues Brothers, this t-shirt is soft with the right amount of stretch, comfortable and flattering for all. Elwood and Jake would be proud.



・100% combed and ring-spun cotton

・Heather colors are 52% combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester

・Athletic Heather is 90% combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester

・Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142.4 g/m²)

・32 singles

・Regular fit

・Side-seamed construction

・Crew neck

・Cover-stitched collar

・2″ (5 cm) ribbed cuffs

・100% No Sweatshops and Eco-Friendly 🍃

・Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Honduras, Guatemala, or the US


Fit: true to size, lightweight, long in torso. View length and width in our handy size chart.

Unisex Long-Sleeve T-Shirt - Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration

XS 27 16 1/2 25
S 28 18 25 ⅝
M 29 20 26 ¼
L 30 22 26 ⅞
XL 31 24 27 ½
2XL 32 26 28 ⅛


Measure Yourself


Length: Place the end of the tape beside the collar at the top of the tee (Highest Point Shoulder). Pull the tape measure to the bottom of the shirt.


Chest: Measure yourself around the fullest part of your chest. Keep the tape measure horizontal.


Sleeve: Place one end of the tape at the top of the set-in sleeve, then pull the tape down until you reach the hem of the sleeve.


Product measurements may vary by up to 2″ (5 cm).

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